Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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