Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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