Me. At least after what I've been through.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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