Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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