I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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