My pussy is not your playground.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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