I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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