I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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