that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize
