Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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