Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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