I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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