I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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