Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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