I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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