Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
ok first of all what the fuck
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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