like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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