I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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