just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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