You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
lets start a swedish sibling band together
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Randomize
