Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
