Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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