hell yes lets make some ravioli
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
