physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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