i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
