do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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