Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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