turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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