at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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