the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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