That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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