question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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