As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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