the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
