is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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