the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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