well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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