problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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