I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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