Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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