And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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