He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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