she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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