I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
