i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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