My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I smell stomach acid.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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