i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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