I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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