Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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