don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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