never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Everything about him screamed your future.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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