I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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