If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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