I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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