margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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